Uncategorized – Page 10

Giant Ditto

racingbarakarts:

My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”

so I said “what?”

And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pardon-my-venting:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

salaciouskitten:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

100% of kids whose favorite sailor was neptune or uranus are gay now

what if my favorite sailor was mary read

butch lesbian

What about Jupiter

hella bi

aleshakills:

It’s been a long time since I’ve said this, but since someone reminded me, I just wanna let y’all know that if you ever want to be a girl you can. Like, you don’t have to take any special steps or have some major epiphany. You can be a girl right now. If you think that it will make you happy, just go for it.

Congratulations, you’re a girl!

squidinker:

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh