marcos-jo:

You’re my best friend.

phantomrose96:

I’ve never once known how to use photoshop or do edits or contribute to art in any capacity.

But I do have a fundamental understanding of the Chrome DevTools and HTML, which means I can take any post on my dash and make tumblr render whatever I want 

Which is, in my opinion, a lot more fun. Because I can tell tumblr to put this on my dash.

And it does

ginger-ale-official:

pensez-a-daae:

ginger-ale-official:

We should just kill all the mosquitoes

but… then the bats will starve 😦

You misunderstand we will also replace every mosquito we kill with two nutritious robot mosquitos that are completely identical to regular mosquitos except they don’t fuckin bite me all the time

bundibird:

I’ve just realised. Stan Lee will have a cameo in every single one of the MCU films from the original generation, but he wont be in any of the new gen films. Avengers 4 marks the end of the road for some of the OG Avengers, and it’s also the end of the road for Stan.

They’ve already got Captain Marvel ready to go, and they’ve finished all the filming for Avengers 4, so he’ll be in both of those movies, but then everything that comes after – Spidey Far From Home and onwards – he wont be in. All the new gen films.

What I’m saying is, whichever original Avengers we permanently lose in A4, we’re losing Stan at the same time. He’s going out at the same time as them. A4 marks the end of an era, and that’s the film that his cameos will end with. That’s….. actually kind of fitting, really. He’s going out at the end of an era.

aizawa-ally:

Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale is responsible for the Tumblr Titty Ban but both took credit for it when speaking to their respective superiors

riverthunder:

malfqy:

remember in goblet of fire when minerva says ‘potter’s a boy, not a piece of meat!’

imagine harry telling her everything after the battle of hogwarts, telling her about how dumbledore raised him like a pig for slaughter, and how he had to die and mcgonagall gets so goddamned mad

she loses control for the first time that harry’s EVER seen and she’s actually yelling, she’s so pissed that harry was seventeen and he had to accept death and dumbledore KNEW he would have to die and NEVER TOLD HIM

and harry’s about to cry because yeah his friends would be devastated if he was gone but NO ONE got this damn pissed that dumbledore had raised him so that he could die at the right time and mcgonagall’s in the middle of a rant and he just shoots up and hugs her and she’s stunned into silence but after a moment she hugs back and it’s great

and then she goes up to her office and starts screaming at dumbledore’s portrait because ‘i don’t care if it had to happen, albus, he is a CHILD-’

This is the Minerva McGonagall content we deserve, and make no mistake, we were robbed