jackcrutchies:

wancemcwain:

saints-row-2:

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

  • broke high schooler
  • broke college student
  • freelance photographer
  • high school teacher
  • unpaid intern
  • pizza delivery guy
  • research assistant for doomed scientific project
  • guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
  • being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

Please starve to death like a rat on the streets im begging you

jewishcommie:

jewishcommie:

It’s Hanukkah and I’m getting asks like this which is nice. 🙂 anyway my paypal is transdragoning@gmail.com

You know it’s Hanukkah, I have been getting messages like this all day and becoming increasingly violent, I have hardly any food and I’m over 200 in the negative so I could keep light and heat on this cold December.

So once again my paypal is transdragoning@gmail.com if anyone wants to help me out